Flight of the Reindeer: The True Story of Santa Claus and His Christmas Mission by Robert Sullivan; Glenn Wolff

Author:Robert Sullivan; Glenn Wolff
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Parodies, Christmas & Advent, Humor, Social Science, Form, Holidays & Celebrations, Juvenile Fiction, General, Religion, Holidays, Christmas, Santa Claus
ISBN: 9781616081515
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2010-11-08T00:00:00+00:00

“It was spring, of course, when I was there. As I was soon to learn—from Santa himself, in fact—the nine deer who make the annual journey must rest a full four months before they start to train for the next year’s Mission. The short of it is, they burn out. They go so hard for one night, and then just collapse. Time is just different up there, that’s all there is to it. They’re different animals, living in the same world as us but living by their own rules. To them, it all makes sense.”

Steger adds: “Morluv and I left the reindeer training grounds and headed back into the village. I had so many questions to ask, when Morluv stunned me by saying, ‘Want to meet? Want to meet? Want to meet?’ I asked, ‘Who?’ He said, ‘Him,’ and then he said that weird fa-la-la name. I said, ‘Santa?’ He laughed uncontrollably, nodding up and down like a maniac. ‘Yesyesyesyesyesyes,’ he said. ‘Sandra Claus! Him you call Sandra Claus!!’

“He took my hand, turned me around once more and led me on.”

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